Kim Wilde, tipsy and singing on the Tube

Why does this never happen when I'm on the Tube?

I'm sure that most of the people on this train had no idea who the slightly tipsy woman and accompanying busker were but you if you listen carefully you can hear the whispers of "It's really Kim Wilde" ripple up the carriage. 

It might be out of tune but can you imagine a drunk Kim Wilde (along with her brother, Ricky) starting to sing Kids In America and Rocking Around The Christmas Tree whilst you were on your commute home?  I'd be taking her back with me and plying her with more booze.  

Kim Wilde 

PS.  She had this to say about it afterwards... no shame whatsoever... God Bless Kim Wilde!

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