Spanish Inquisition
SWITCH THAT BLOODY LIGHT OUT... I'LL DO IT... I'LL ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS!!
LondonCityMum seems to want to know more about me and has asked me to demanded that I share the answers to her ten questions here on my blog.
1. Name of your first pet?
I had an Abyssinian guinea pig called Cuddles (and my sister had a rabbit called Flopsy - they lived in a hutch together). If this is a thinly veiled attempt to find out my porn star name then the street I lived on was Curzon Road.
First Pet Name + Childhood Street Name = Porn Star Name
"Cuddles Curzon"
I quite like that actually... hhmmm *ponders career change*
2. Your most delectable piece of lingerie?
Erm... lingerie is not my strong point. It it's not grey then it's an achievement. If it matches then it's a miracle. If I'm wearing it in bed then it gets in the way. I'm a lost cause, aren't I? Maybe I should hint at some lingerie companies to kit me out?
3. Be a famous person for a day - who and why?
I would like to be Louie Spence. I want to dance around London and not care in the slightest. I can do jazz hands really well but I can't do the splits any more.
4. Your neighbour's dog chews up your prized, and very expensive, Manolos. What do you do?
Why would my neighbour's dog be chewing up my shoes?
Why would I have a pair of Manolos?
5. If you could only eat three things for the rest of your life, what would they be?
KFC boneless chicken
Chip butties (real chips, homemade)
New Jersey potatoes with butter
(I'd be the size of a house, wouldn't I?)
6. Caught speeding. How do you get out of it?
Not an issue... I'd be doing 88 mph and time-travelling, therefore un-catchable!
7. Secret crush as an adult?
It hasn't changed since I was about 12 years old. Simon le Bon... *drool* and he IS one person who has got better with age.
8. Which side of the bed do you sleep on?
As I lie down, I am on the left hand side of the bed.
9. Tom Cruise: kiss, marry or send to live permanently with the Pope?
Tom Cruise in Cocktail/Top Gun/Vanilla Sky/Days of Thunder (delete as appropriate) - kiss.
Tom Cruise jumping up and down on Oprah's sofa, banging on about Scientology - send to live permanently with the Pope.
I wouldn't marry him.
10. Rudest word you have in your (child-free) vocabulary?
My kids are a lot older now so I'm allowed to say rude words in front of them without feeling much guilt. In fact, they have taught me one or two...
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OK, now time for my questions:
- Who is the most pointless celebrity, and why?
- If you had to take a random item to an interview to help describe you, what would it be?
- What is your favourite cartoon?
- If you could only listen to three pieces of music for the rest of your life, what would they be?
- What film would you have liked a staring role in?
- What, if anything, do you wear in bed?
- Favourite item of footwear?
- Look over your right shoulder. What do you see?
- If you were a flavour of crisp, which flavour would you be and why?
- Twitter or Facebook?
And who shall be answering these questions?
*shines an interrogation light on...*
Catherine at Baby Genie
Pippa D at A Mother's Ramblings
Emma at Me, The Man and the Baby
Julia at What Will Julia Do Next
Paula at Dipping My Toe In
(use my questions, make up 10 of your own... feel free to change the meme to suit yourself - it's a bit of fun at the end of the day)
(use my questions, make up 10 of your own... feel free to change the meme to suit yourself - it's a bit of fun at the end of the day)